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Disclaimer: i need one of these even less than i need a title!!! *Stupid voice* i don't own digimon... *Rolls eyes* dumb legal crap...
To understand some parts, like why takeru is tissue boy and dress boy, read miyama's 'victoria secret series' and 'i wrote a sorato? What the hell is wrong with me?'
Miyama: Here i am, one day , just reading a bunch of fanfics about digimon when a thought hits me-
daisuke: did it hurt?
Miyama: no more than usual. Why?
Daisuke: *grins* just curious
miyama: *raises an eyebrow at daisuke* anyway... A thought hits me: why do some people think that just because they get a kinda good idea in their heads for a fanfic, that they think they can just go and write it and expect all of fanfic land to worship them as one of the laughing mountain gods?
Takeru: i still don't know who they are.
Daisuke: who?
Takeru: the laughing mountain gods.
Miyama: you wouldn't, although you're one of their favourite people, tissue boy.
Takeru: *blush*
miyama: anyways...
Ashna: when i get a good idea for a fic and write it down people SHOULD worship me. For when i write, i can do no wrong!
Miyama: as long as you don't include spelling or grammar.........
Daisuke and takeru: *chuckles*
ashna: *glares at them* do you want to be shoved into a closet any time soon?
Takeru: *gets nosebleed*
daisuke: *grins* sure...
Miyama: not right now! I'm trying to make a valid point here!
Daisuke: aww...
Miyama: Ashna can do that 'cuz Ashna can actually write pretty well.
Takeru: do what? Shove us in a closet or write fanfics?
Miyama: *rolls eyes* both you dolt...
Ashna: i am a genius. I am a god. I have no ego. This is simple fact.
Miyama: uh-huh. And chibi isn't selfish, either.
Daisuke: oh my god!!! That's a mega dis!
Takeru: *chuckles*
miyama: shut up, tissue boy. Or better yet, tissue and dress boy!
Daisuke: yeah, that's right! You wore a dress to that-
miyama: *covers daisuke's mouth* how many times do i have to tell you? Don't give away plot in some of my fics!
Ashna: *while miyama is distracted with daisuke, drags takeru away with evil grin into the shadows...*
miyama: now, do you promise not to say anything that happens in any of my stories?
Daisuke: *nods head*
miyama: actually, i like having you silent. *Grins*
daisuke: *licks miyama's hand*
miyama: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisuke: *laughs*
miyama: you're just like my brother, only not like him!
Daisuke: huh???
Meanwhile...
Ashna: now takeru, put this on. It will go perfectly with your eyes!
Takeru: no! Nonononononononononono!!! *Shaking head a lot*
ashna: if you won't do it, i'll do it for you!
Takeru: go ahead and put on the stupid thing. Why would that bother me?
Ashna: fine. Your chose. *Grabs takeru and starts stripping him*
takeru: i meant you could put it on you, not me!!! Help! Help! Helphelphelphelphelp!!!!!!!!!!
Ashna: *laughing as she pulls something over his head*
back to miyama and daisuke...
Miyama: you're not as bad as my real brother, but you're just as bad.
Daisuke: and you make no sense.
Miyama: did you know that in a fic you and i are related?
Daisuke: what?? How? Cousins?
Miyama: not quite...
Daisuke: then how?
Miyama: you're my twin brother.
Daisuke: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Miyama: yep.
Daisuke: gods...
Miyama: *chuckles*
daisuke: what?
Miyama: you said 'gods'.
Daisuke: yeah, so?
Miyama: as of the laughing mountain gods...
Daisuke: *drops to knees, holding head* NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Miyama has finally gotten to me with her damn gods!!!!!
Miyama: i should. I'm your sister. I can get you to do what i want.
Daisuke: shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!!!!
Miyama: *chuckles*
voice: HELPAME!!!!!!!!!!
Miyama and daisuke: *look to where the sound came from* what the hell was that?
Daisuke: *looks around* where's my takeru?
Miyama: your takeru? Since when???
Daisuke: *blushes* well, i...
Voice: mountain gods, help me now!!!!
Daisuke: don't worry honey, i'm coming! *Gets up and runs to door and upstairs*
miyama: honey??? Hee hee... *Follows daisuke*
upstairs...
Ashna:*sitting on Takeru's waist* Hold still! If you keep shaking your head and screaming I'll poke your eye out!!!
Takeru: NONONONONNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ashna: Sigh... Well I'm done that anyways. *Looks around* Now where did I put that tube of liquid eye shadow?
Takeru: NO! Anything but the liquid eye shadow!!!! *Covers eyes with arms*
ashna: (while his arms are out of way) *quickly puts on pale pink lipstick* AHA! I knew that would look good on you!
Takeru: *brings down arms, turns head sideways to face door* sigh... Someone help me... Please... Even if it's miyama...
Suddenly... The door swings wide open, and a person stands in the doorway...
Ashna: what the hell? Daisuke, why do you have your goggles properly on and a pink towel tied around your neck? *At same time, puts blue eye shadow on takeru before he can protest*
daisuke: i am not the daisuke you speak of! I am super goggle boy, protector of cute blond bishonen! *Stands with hands on hips, legs braced, trying to look cool, or heroic, or something...*
miyama: *shoves daisuke into the room so she can get in* geez, you're so corny daisuke. Why not just do this? *Goes over to ashna and shoves her off takeru, helping him up*
takeru: thank you miyama!!! *Hugs her*
daisuke/super goggle boy: hey!!!
Ashna: hey!!! I haven't put the blush on yet! Or the nail polish!
Miyama: oh. Sorries ashna. *Turns takeru around and holds him still* well, don't just stand there, put on the blush.
Takeru: WHAT?
Daisuke/super goggle boy: hey, thanks guys! Now i can rescue him!
Takeru: hey!
Super goggle boy: i mean, uh, stop now, evil doers!
Miyama, ashna and takeru: *fall over*
ashna: pounces on takeru while he's down and puts on the blush*
miyama: i'm the nail expert so let me do his nails.
Takeru: help me super goggle boy!
Miyama to ashna: i think they're enjoying this too much...
Ashna to takeru: oh, he's not gonna be able to help you... He'll have his own problems to deal with... *Gets up and looks at daisuke, sorry, super goggle boy with evil grin*
super goggle boy: oh crap... *Turns, leaves room and runs down the hallway*
takeru: hey!
ashna: *runs after him* i have this see through black shirt that will just look darling on you dai... Super goggle boy!
Super goggle boy: super goggle boy doesn't go for that kinda crap!!! *Goes into den room downstairs and shuts door, leaning against it*
ashna's room (if you haven't figures it out by now, we're at ashna's house)
miyama: takeru, get up.
Takeru: no. *Pulls blanket over himself*
miyama: takeru, come on. It can't be that bad.
Takeru: yes it can!
Miyama: ashna has good fashion sense though...
Takeru: girl fashion sense!
Miyama: yeah, so?
Takeru: if you haven't noticed, i'm a guy!
Miyama: everyone has their faults takeru. Don't feel bad.
Takeru: *sits up* what?
Miyama: steals blanket and grabs takeru's arm, making him get up* see, you look good!
Takeru: *glances in mirror* AHHHHHH!!!!!!! I look more girly than hikari!
Miyama: *mutters* that ain't hard to do...
takeru: what?
Miyama: *looks at ceiling* nothing...
Takeru: where's my super goggle boy?
Miyama: your super goggle boy?
Takeru: *blushes a lot* yeah...
Miyama: that's so cute... You have pet names for my bro...
Takeru: your bro????
Miyama: yeah. Daisuke's my twin brother.
Takeru: really???
Miyama: *rolls eyes* oh yeah. Completely.
Takeru: *glares at miyama* yeah, well, 'sis', help me find my real clothes.
Miyama: 'k.
Downstairs...
Ashna: so daisuke, do you like the black shirt and shorts, or do you wanna go upstairs to my room for a wider selection?
Super goggle boy: no matter what tortures you put the great super goggle boy through, you will never get him to surrender!!!
Ashna: daisuke, i have you pinned to the couch.
(Sure enough, ashna is sitting on daisuke on the couch)
super goggle boy: never give up! Never surrender! I will use my super human strength, given to me through the power of the goggles, to get you off me!!! *Tries in vain to get ashna off him. She hardly moves*
ashna: daisuke, get real.
Super goggle boy: as long as i have my power goggles, i can defeat you!!! *Tries again*
ashna: *rolls eyes and sighs* daisuke, you moron. *Takes his goggles*
super goggle boy: no!!!! Now you have my power source!!! I am powerless!!!
Upstairs...
Takeru: have you found them yet?
Miyama: *picks up something, hides it behind her back* no. I'll be right back.
Takeru: *still looking* where are you going?
Miyama: the bathroom. *Leaves*
takeru: *doesn't suspect a thing, the poor boy...*
downstairs...
Ashna: *puts choker around super goggle boy's neck*
super goggle boy: you may have won the power battle against me... *Is now wearing a black top with fur collar, tight black shorts and the silver choker* but i can defeat you using my super hero brain!!!
Ashna: *tries really hard not to fall over from laughing so much*
super goggle boy: i will now win by out smarting you!!!
Ashna: *can't breathe from laughing so much* you dumb ass!
Super goggles boy: for super goggle boy always wins!
Ashna: *calms down a bit* you're not super goggle boy!
Super goggle boy: yes i am!
Ashna: you're not wearing goggles and your dumb cape anymore, so that just makes you plain old daisuke. Well, daisuke in drag...
Super goggles boy: damn it, your right! Nooooooo!!!!!! I am just daisuke in drag!
(Thank god he admits it! I can stop writing super goggle boy over and over now!)
ashna: well then, shall we go upstairs for the makeup?
Daisuke: *muttering* and the worse part is... I like it...
Upstairs...
Miyama: *walks back in room* hey takeru.
Takeru: *checking under bed* hey miyama.
Miyama: takeru, i found your clothes.
Takeru: where? *Looks up* ACK!
Miyama: on me. *Is now wearing takeru's clothes*
takeru: hey! Give those back!!!
Miyama: why?
Takeru: cuz i wanted to put them on!
Miyama: you never said that. You said you wanted to find them, not wear them. So i put them on instead. Ha!
Takeru: i... Damn...
Ashna: *walks in room leading daisuke by his arm* i know just the perfect colour for... Miyama, why are you wearing takeru's clothes?
Miyama: so he can't?
Ashna: *smiles* okay.
Daisuke: *enters room*
takeru: *looks at daisuke* ah crap...
Miyama: *looks at takeru, grins* here. *Hands him a tissue box*
takeru: *mumbles* thanks.
Daisuke: Takeru? Is that you???
Takeru: yeah...
Daisuke: wow... You look good... Reeeeeal good...
Takeru: *blushes* you saw me before!
Daisuke: while wearing those goggles! I can't see a thing in those things!
Takeru: oh... Well i still want my clothes back!
Miyama: i'm not wearing those.
Takeru: why not?
Miyama: cuz you look better in them. I mean, me in a blue sparkly mid drift top and tight white short shorts? I don't think so.
Takeru: shut up.
Miyama: you, tissue boy.
Ashna: takeru! You sit there! Daisuke! Hold still! *Approaches daisuke with black eyeliner*
takeru: run daisuke, run!!!
Daisuke: and make her smear it? No way!
Miyama: *chuckles*
daisuke: either i let her do it now, or she chases me everywhere and does it later.
Ashna: good boy daisuke. *Pats him on head*
miyama: now takeru, see? My twin isn't as stupid as he is cute...
Takeru: but he sure is insane. He's actually enjoying this!
Both look at daisuke having the time of his life letting ashna do his makeup
miyama: crime fighter by day, drag queen at night. Ah, the perfect life...
Takeru: *glares at miyama*
miyama: what???
Ashna: all done! Look in the mirror!
Daisuke: *looks* wow! I look so cool! And hot!
Miyama: and now for ashna's original intentions...
Daisuke and takeru: huh?
Ashna: *grabs both and shoves them in her very small closet* have fun!
Takeru: hey!!!
Daisuke: *grins...* heeeyyyy...
Takeru: ahhh!!! Your hand's cold!!!
Ashna: miyama, got your camera?
Miyama: as always... *Pulls out blue digital camera* smile boys!
Takeru: what???
Daisuke: cheese!
Click!
Click click!
Ashna: *shuts door of closet and bars it*
miyama: loving the pics... I wonder how much yama-sama will pay to see his brother like this?
Ashna: let's ask him after i invite him and tai-kun over... *Evil grin*
end~~~
miyama: so much for my ranting about people with no talent... Damn...
Ashna: This was Much more interesting! I have a piccy too now! And I'd scan it and color it and make it all pwetty but NOOOO my "friend" has to be a little selfish hoe and *continues grumbling about person and pictures and never getting Anything on line.*
miyama: i guess ashna will complain for me...
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